Story behind name: My friends threatened to disown me if I referred to World of Warcraft in any shape or form.
Distinguishing feature: Booty shorts that say ‘Ancient Chinese Secret’.
Signature move: Getting low. Growing up third world has its benefits.
Loves: Getting my geek on, vegan food, and the Wonton Widow.
Hates: Superficiality, animal cruelty, and unnecessary drama.
Favourite song: G.O.D.D. by Marco V.
Little-known fact: I am the league meeting cupcake gnome.
Why derby? I work in retail. It was going to be derby or a clocktower.
Favourite quote: ‘Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy’ – Dr Henry Killinger; The Venture Brothers
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